Maji Swahili for "water"

Maji, native to New Zealand, found himself in London England at the age of six while traveling with his family of Carnies during their Unbelievable Beards Tour.  A novice jackalope tamer, he often yearned for more out of life, and pleaded with his parents (each a Siamese twin) to allow him to remain in Brittain to discover himself there.  They finally relented and left Maji behind at his new job as a decorative fountain repair gnome

Maji greatly enjoyed his days growing up in London, and in recent years took a position at the locally ronown tomatory, Tomato Town, where he has used his water fountain expertise to implement a revolutionary cherry tomato irrigation system.

Likes:  sand castles, Chinese Acrobats, the Beatles, the short stories of Oscar Wilde, silk pajamas, anything curry

Dislikes:  normal people, soft apples, talk radio, undercooked pasta, overrated art, David Hasslehoff, seasonal allergies